WOah...i hit the 100th post d!!! This is 101th!!! hahaa!
hmmm..its 12.13am, I'm bright awake. Slept from 6-10pm , 1am-7am - yesterday! :)
STill have yet to take my nap..dan lar! wana sleep you come online earlier! (not complaining!haha) lalalala!
Randomness in Uni.....
- Talking rots daily till our command of English went down the drain...blurness,speaking without thinking...ALL THE POSSIBLE CATALYST!haha! For example,
Situation 1 :
C : Are you the only child?
J : No, I have a younger bro!
c : OH, so you're the eldest?!
J: yea i am..
N: NOOOOOOO! She's the ELDER not the ELDEST!
J, C : no...Eldest lar...
N: Eldest is wrong lar... if you have 2 siblings so the older one is called the ELDER!
J : N, eldest is correct lar! If A is older than B, people will refer to A as the eldest sibling...
N : Nooooooo...its ELDER...unless you have 3 in the fam...
J,C : *sweat* you still dont get it?
*pause, moment of silence while N thinks...*
N: oooohhhhhhhh....
J, C: BURNED!!! ahaha
Situation 2 :
N: bitch!
J : What freaking problem yours is?
C : ooh...What freaking problem yours is? Cool...Hahahahaa!
N: hahahahah!
Situation 3 :
In the reading room...
* after coming back from study break*
J, NJ : Lets play cards!
*reached for C's deck*
C : No, Dont play...If you play here and the library uncle sees it...he will CONFESTICATE the cards!
J, NJ, N: hahaha..confesticate? hahaha..sucker! its confiscate lar! hahaha!
- Depreciation of geographical skills...
*political conversation in the car*
bla bla bla...
C : eh..kelantan is in terengganu lar!
J,N,W : huh? Kelantan is in terengganu?hahaha
J: No its not!
C : it is lar....never study history r? I got A1!
J: Its 2 different states lar!!! Ding dong...How on earth do we have 14states if Kelantan is in T'ganu?
N: Hahaha...fantastic history skills man...Failed geography r?
W: must be lar...ahahah!
- Lack of vocabulary!( Only for N)
*All time favourite words from her mouth (she's a stoner!)*
bitch,bastard,idiot,shyte(shit),geyh(gay),What the F***!, F*** off!,F*** you!,Whatever lar...
(PS : N, you really gotta widen your vocab wei!!! hahaha!)
This is the couple of random stuff we do in college..ahaha! Till then...tata!
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